You have to think if we've been visited by extraterrestrial life, it was like a zookeeper walking into the chimp enclosure: He looks around, takes some pictures, then leaves without interacting significantly with the environment. Meanwhile the chimps have no idea what the fuck just happened. - J. Richard Singleton
If you could talk to God, He wouldn't be God. - J. Richard Singleton
I love animals, especially with barbeque sauce. - J. Richard Singleton
I try not to let other people's problems problem me. - J. Richard Singleton
No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school. - J. Richard Singleton
Life.... It's better than the alternative. - J. Richard Singleton
I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles. - J. Richard Singleton
The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer. - J. Richard Singleton
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. - J. Richard Singleton
If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas. - J. Richard Singleton
Los Angeles is a city made up of refugees from better cities. - J. Richard Singleton